Support

Carrier pigeon! Just kidding. Shoot us an email or slide into our DMs on social media. We’re always lurking somewhere on the internet.

From "I need coffee to function" S to "I regret that extra slice of pizza" 2-3XL. Because everyone deserves to feel cringey, no matter their size."

Full measurements are in the size guide - check it, we're not psychic.

Oh, absolutely. Heavyweight 100% cotton, softer than your favourite childhood blankie and strong enough to withstand multiple existential crises. Pressed by hand, not churned out by a warehouse robot.

Turn them inside out, wash them with cold water, and pretend you're a responsible adult for once. Avoid the dryer unless you want your tee to become an awkward crop top.

Our orders are custom-made with love and sarcasm. Someone is genuinely setting up vinyl, heat pressing it, packaging it, and taking it to the post office, all while muttering "why did I choose this job?"

So: custom pieces are made just for you and can't be returned - check the size chart, do the research, we're begging you.

Standard designs, can be returned within 14 days - unworn, unwashed, tags on, in the condition it arrived. You can try it on. You can't wear it to a wedding and send it back Monday.

Anything worn, washed, damaged or covered in someone else's perfume isn't coming back to us.

And if you'd rather not post it back at all, donating it to your frenemy as a passive-aggressive gift remains a valid option.

We ship worldwide because everyone deserves a bit of cringe. Everything is pressed to order and dispatched between 3-5 days - after that it's down to how far away you live and how much the postman likes us.

Check our Shipping info page.

Nope. We exist solely in the void of the internet and a spare room in Berkshire. Feel free to imagine a vast warehouse full of sarcastic elves and ironic unicorns - the reality is one person and a heat press.

New drops land monthly, in small batches, whenever the creative genius strikes and the coffee kicks in. Once a batch is gone, it's gone. Keep an eye on our socials so you don't find out too late.

Sure, if you think you’re funnier than us. Drop us a message with your idea or just Click Here and order.

One highly trained sarcastic millennial who has mastered the art of self-deprecation and irony. Every line written here, never scraped off the internet. Basically, your people - well, person.

Ps: We really tried to be normal, but it didn't work.

Quick, before it’s too late! Contact us immediately with your order details and new address. If your order hasn’t been sent off into the wild yet, we’ll make the switch.

Patience, young grasshopper. Our products are custom made and sometimes take a while due to high demand, holidays, and other crazy stuff. Give us 24 hours, check your spam folder, and if it’s still MIA, contact us. Don’t let time fly; our customer support rep doesn’t handle negative reviews well. Her name is Karen.

Oops! Contact us immediately. We’ll cancel the order, issue a refund, and you’ll need to order again. If it’s already in production, it’s too late to change - consider it a lesson in double-checking.

(custom pieces only - standard designs you can still return within 14 days)

Once you get that confirmation email, you're doomed - kidding. Let us know immediately. Orders start processing within hours of payment, and once a custom piece is in production, no changes or cancellations. Standard designs still have the 14-day return window, so all is not lost.