Size guide
T-SHIRTS
Behold the ultimate blend of comfort and style: our Heavyweight T-Shirt. Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton, this tee is basically the Beyoncé of shirts—flawless and fabulous, or so we like to think.
Let's break it down for you:
- Classic Fit: Designed for adults with a timeless rounded neck, this classic fit is just right—not too tight, not too loose. Goldilocks would approve.
- Five Sizes, Two Colours: Technically, our tees come in a rainbow of colors, but we only sell them in black and white because our artistic vision is still in therapy. Stay tuned; we might discover colours any day now.
- Durable Design: Featuring a 2.2 cm (0.87 in.) seamless, non-topstitched collar and double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, this tee is built tougher than your morning coffee.
- Comfort First: The neck and shoulders are taped for extra comfort, and the tee is quarter-turned to eliminate that annoying center crease. No more walking around with a crease that screams, "I slept in this."
- Preshrunk: No nasty surprises after the first wash. Our preshrunk jersey knit keeps its shape, unlike your ex.
Our commitment to quality and sustainability is backed by:
- STANDARD 100 by OEKO-TEX®
- Member of the Fair Wear Foundation
- Cotton USA
- Sustainable Apparel Coalition
- Genuine Responsibility

SWEATSHIRTS
The Heavy Blend collection is now made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface. This sweatshirt is made from 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester.
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Complete the look with our matching 18200 sweatpants
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Sustainability
- Respect For People
Embracing our responsibility to treat our people with respect and dignity by providing rewarding, safe, and healthy work environments.
- Respect For Environment
Manufacturing clothes in an environmentally conscious way by paying attention to every detail, every drop of water and energy.
- Respect For Circularity
Diverting waste from landings by finding creative ways to reduce, reuse, recycle, and recover.

HOODIES
The Heavy Blend collection is now made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface. This hoodie is made from 40% Cotton / 60% Polyester.
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Complete the look with our matching 18200 sweatpants
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
- Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Sustainability
- Respect For People
Embracing our responsibility to treat our people with respect and dignity by providing rewarding, safe, and healthy work environments.
- Respect For Environment
Manufacturing clothes in an environmentally conscious way by paying attention to every detail, every drop of water and energy.
- Respect For Circularity
Diverting waste from landings by finding creative ways to reduce, reuse, recycle, and recover.

Tote bags
Stylish. Durable. Eco-Friendly - Introducing our "Certified Organic Cotton" tote bag, because why wouldn't your tote need to be certified organic, right? Made from the finest organic cotton that was probably grown by monks in a secluded Himalayan valley while chanting mantras to ensure its purity.
Let's break it down for you:
- With a handle length of 26 inches (67 cm), it's perfect for dragging around town, swinging nonchalantly over your shoulder, or dramatically flinging over your arm as you strut through the organic section of the supermarket.
- Sized at a generous 15 x 16.5 inches (38 x 42 cm), because we know you need all the space for your essentials: a half-eaten avocado, a dog-eared copy of a self-help book you'll never finish, and three different shades of lip balm (just in case).
- With a fabric weight of 200gsm, this tote is sturdy enough to carry your hopes, dreams, and the crushing weight of your student loan debt without breaking a sweat.
- And at only 105g, it's practically weightless! Perfect for when you need to lighten your load before embarking on your next spiritual journey to find yourself in Bali.
- Capacity: 10 litres—big enough for your daily grind or a spontaneous shopping spree.
- Eco-Friendly Appeal: Sustainably sourced cotton, perfect for environmentally conscious shoppers.
Ideal for carrying books, groceries, or making a bold statement with a custom design. This tote is not just a bag—it’s your everyday companion in style and function.

CAR STICKERS
Our car vinyl stickers are built to withstand whatever life—or the highway—throws at them.
Made from high-quality, weatherproof vinyl, these stickers can handle sun, rain, and even your aggressive car wash routine.
They're easy to apply: just peel, stick, and smooth them out. Available in various sizes to fit everything from your bumper to your window.
Whether you're repping sarcasm, humor, or just want to confuse fellow drivers, these stickers stick with you for the long haul—literally.


ALL ITEMS CRAFTED IN THE FURNACE OF LIFE'S CHAOS, CELEBRATING THE UNSTOPPABLE SPIRIT OF TRAUMATISED MILLENNIALS AND THOSE WHO ONCE THOUGHT LIFE WOULD BE EASY