FAQ

Carrier pigeon! Just kidding. Shoot us an email or slide into our DMs on social media. We’re always lurking somewhere on the internet.

From "I need coffee to function" S to "I regret that extra slice of pizza" 2-3XL. Because everyone deserves to feel cringey, no matter their size.

Oh, absolutely. Our tees are softer than your favorite childhood blankie and strong enough to withstand multiple existential crises.

Turn them inside out, wash them with cold water, and pretend you're a responsible adult for once. Avoid the dryer unless you want your tee to become an awkward crop top.

Our orders are custom-made with love and sarcasm. There’s someone carefully setting up vinyl, heat pressing it, packaging it, printing everything, and taking it to the post office, all while probably muttering, “Why did I choose this job?” So no, we don’t accept returns because you had a change of heart or it didn’t fit. Seriously, check our size chart, and do a bit of research. If you still don’t like it, donate it to your frenemy or give it to someone as a passive-aggressive gift. Problem solved!

We ship worldwide because everyone deserves a bit of cringe. Shipping times may vary depending on your location and how desperate we are to get rid of inventory.

Check our Shipping info page.

Nope, we exist solely in the void of the internet and somewhere around Windsor, UK. But you can imagine our warehouse as a magical place filled with sarcastic elves and ironic unicorns.

Whenever our creative genius strikes, or when we’ve had enough coffee to function like real humans. Keep an eye on our site and social media for updates.

Sure, if you think you’re funnier than us. Drop us a message with your idea or just Click Here and order.

A highly trained team of sarcastic millennials who have mastered the art of self-deprecation and irony. Basically, your people.

Ps: We really tried to be normal, but it didn’t work.

Quick, before it’s too late! Contact us immediately with your order details and new address. If your order hasn’t been sent off into the wild yet, we’ll make the switch.

Patience, young grasshopper. Our products are custom made and sometimes take a while due to high demand, holidays, and other crazy stuff. Give us 24 hours, check your spam folder, and if it’s still MIA, contact us. Don’t let time fly; our customer support rep doesn’t handle negative reviews well. Her name is Karen.

Oops! Contact us immediately. We’ll cancel the order, issue a refund, and you’ll need to order again. If it’s already in production, it’s too late to change—consider it a lesson in double-checking.

Once you get that confirmation email, you’re doomed—kidding! Let us know immediately. Orders start being processed within hours of payment. Once it’s in production, no changes or cancellations can be made.