Who are we?

 Welcome to the world of Burned Out Millennials, where escaping the Matrix isn't just a dream—it's a necessity. Founded in the year when everything went from bad to worse, we're a group of disillusioned twenty-somethings and thirty-somethings who turned our collective trauma into t-shirt and tote bag gold. Let's face it, paying rent isn't optional, and neither is our need for sarcasm.

Our designs are the result of years of perfecting sarcastic coping mechanisms and transforming them into wearable art. Whether it's a witty t-shirt that captures the essence of your daily existential crisis or a tote bag that lets the world know just how over it you are, we've got you covered. Each piece is a testament to our journey through the chaos of modern life, with a healthy dose of dark humor.

So, if you're looking for a laugh and a way to stick it to the man while keeping a roof over your head, you've come to the right place. Join us in our quest to turn existential dread into cash, one tee and tote at a time. Embrace the madness, wear the sarcasm, and let's navigate this wild ride together.