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Competition Terms.

"Send Us Your Line" · Last updated August 2026

01Who can enter+

Open to anyone aged 18 or over. One winner is selected each calendar month. You may enter as many times as you like, but only one entry per person can win in any given month.

02Your submission must be your own+

By entering, you confirm that the words you submit are genuinely your own and do not copy song lyrics, film or television quotes, published writing, brand names, trademarks, or anything you have seen elsewhere. We check. Entries that aren't original will be disqualified without notice.

03What we won't print+

We will not select or print anything that is hateful, discriminatory, or targeted at a real, identifiable person. We reserve the right to decline any entry, for any reason, without explanation.

04How winners are chosen+

Winners are selected at our sole discretion based on originality, humour, and suitability for print. There is no public vote and no appeals process. The winner will be contacted by email within 14 days of the month ending. If we cannot reach a winner within 14 days of that message, we may select an alternative entry.

05The prize+

The winner receives one free item (t-shirt or hoodie, at our discretion) featuring their winning line, in a size of their choosing, subject to availability. The prize is posted free of charge within the UK; international winners may be asked to contribute towards postage. There is no cash alternative and the prize is non-transferable.

06Ownership of the winning design+

If your entry is selected, ownership of the finished design transfers to Cringe Apparel in full. This includes the artwork, typography, layout, and any product it becomes.

We may sell, reproduce, adapt, modify, re-run, or retire the design at any time, worldwide, with no time limit and without further permission from you.

The free item is the entire prize. There is no royalty, commission, profit share, or ongoing payment of any kind, regardless of how many units the design sells.

You keep the right to say or use the words yourself in everyday life - we are not claiming ownership of your sentence, only of the design created from it. However, once your entry is selected you may not sell, license, or supply the same line to any other brand, print business, or seller.

07Credit+

Winning designs are credited as "Suggested by [name]" unless you ask to remain anonymous. Let us know at the point of entry. If you choose to be credited, you agree to your first name and, if provided, social handle being displayed on the product page and in our marketing.

08Your data+

We collect your name, email address, and size in order to run the competition and post your prize. We will not sell your details or pass them to third parties. If you opt in, we may add you to our mailing list; you can unsubscribe at any time. See our Privacy Policy for full details.

09Changes+

We may amend these terms or suspend the competition at any time. The version published on this page at the time of your entry is the version that applies.

10General+

These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales. Entering the competition means you accept them in full.

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