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T-SHIRTS
Behold the ultimate blend of comfort and style: our Heavyweight T-Shirt. Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton, this tee is basically the Beyoncé of shirts—flawless and fabulous, or so we like to think.
Let's break it down for you:
- Classic Fit: Designed for adults with a timeless rounded neck, this classic fit is just right—not too tight, not too loose. Goldilocks would approve.
- Five Sizes, Two Colours: Technically, our tees come in a rainbow of colors, but we only sell them in black and white because our artistic vision is still in therapy. Stay tuned; we might discover colours any day now.
- Durable Design: Featuring a 2.2 cm (0.87 in.) seamless, non-topstitched collar and double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, this tee is built tougher than your morning coffee.
- Comfort First: The neck and shoulders are taped for extra comfort, and the tee is quarter-turned to eliminate that annoying center crease. No more walking around with a crease that screams, "I slept in this."
- Preshrunk: No nasty surprises after the first wash. Our preshrunk jersey knit keeps its shape, unlike your ex.
Our commitment to quality and sustainability is backed by:
- STANDARD 100 by OEKO-TEX®
- Member of the Fair Wear Foundation
- Cotton USA
- Sustainable Apparel Coalition
- Genuine Responsibility
Tote bags
Introducing our "Certified Organic Cotton" tote bag, because why wouldn't your tote need to be certified organic, right? Made from the finest organic cotton that was probably grown by monks in a secluded Himalayan valley while chanting mantras to ensure its purity.
Let's break it down for you:
- With a handle length of 67 cm, it's perfect for dragging around town, swinging nonchalantly over your shoulder, or dramatically flinging over your arm as you strut through the organic section of the supermarket.
- Sized at a generous 42cm x 38cm, because we know you need all the space for your essentials: a half-eaten avocado, a dog-eared copy of a self-help book you'll never finish, and three different shades of lip balm (just in case).
- With a fabric weight of 200gsm, this tote is sturdy enough to carry your hopes, dreams, and the crushing weight of your student loan debt without breaking a sweat.
- And at only 105g, it's practically weightless! Perfect for when you need to lighten your load before embarking on your next spiritual journey to find yourself in Bali.
ALL ITEMS CRAFTED IN THE FURNACE OF LIFE'S CHAOS, CELEBRATING THE UNSTOPPABLE SPIRIT OF TRAUMATISED MILLENNIALS AND THOSE WHO ONCE THOUGHT LIFE WOULD BE EASY