Collection: 🎅 CHRISTMAS 😱 CHAOS 😎 COLLECTION

"Shock your relatives and remind them why you only show up once a year."

Nothing says *"holiday spirit"* like passive-aggressive digs over dry turkey. This collection is for those who thrive on awkward silences and smirking through family drama. Wear these tees and hoodies to remind everyone why you moved far, far away—and why they should be grateful it’s just once a year. Whether you’re there to stir the pot or just survive the madness, these outfits guarantee you’ll leave a lasting *impression*—or maybe a restraining order. Merry Chaos, everyone.