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All items crafted in the furnace of life's chaos, celebrating the unstoppable spirit of traumatised millennials and those who once thought life would be easy.

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Turning trauma into laughter, one shirt at a time.

Life is hard, therapy is expensive, and sarcasm is free. Wear your healing journey proudly, because laughter (and a great T-shirt) is the best coping mechanism.

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"I'm not hungry"- women's definition Hoodie

Β£39.99 GBP
Β£39.99 GBP
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